Funny Last Names (2023)

Lots of “old” British surnames have been disappearing in recent years; names which have been used for generations are being lost. We think the reason may be that nowadays, people have become increasingly embarrassed to have hilarious or funny last names that may make other people laugh.

Surnames like Cock, Daft, Death, Smellie, Gotobed, Shufflebottom, Willy, Nutters, Piggs, and Jelly have reduced severely in the last century or so. None of the below people are responsible for their names since the surnames are usually inherited from the father’s line, and the parents pick the first name. We hope that those people have changed their last names to something innocuous.

Which is your most attractive name? Do you know more funny names that exist? Will you change your name if it was unfortunate?

Funny Arabic Marathi

Funny Last Names List

A

Anna – grace learner of a craft

Annasin  – son of Hand

B

Bracegirdle – a Breeches girdle

Bonefat – good child

Bottom – the lowest part 

C

Carrie    – free man

Cock  – red

Clutterbuck – awkward male deer

Cornfoot – horn foot of a mountain

D

Dawn – first appearance of light

Doug – valley of the dark river

Daisy  – pick the day’s eye

Daft   – meek

G

Gotobed – the son of Bright god

Greedy – voracious

Gace – Underwear

Guzina – Big butt

H

Hiscock – power

Hogwood – The wood frequented by hawks

J

Jelly – restless

Justin – Fair

N

Nutters – beast

Norman – northman

Night  – dark beauty

Noge – Legs 

O

Onions – anvil

Oakey – oak

P

Piggs – pig

Priti – pleasure

Pigfat – pig oil

Pearl – pearl

Penny – Flower

R

Rattlebag – full of nervous feelings

Rosebush  – bush which full of roses

Raygunn  – wise protector battle

S

Stanstill – not moving

Seymour – marshy land near the sea

Smellie  – grin

Simon  – one who harkens

Swindells – wild boar valley

T

Turtle – turtel

Theresa – harvester

Terry   – power of race

Torbica – Little bag

Tesla – A tool used for carpentry

V

Vjestica – Witch

W

Willy – Resolute protector

Funny Marathi surnames

A

Accusato – Accused

Acquistapace –Peace

B

Bonanno – Happy New Year

Borriposi – Good rests

Bellagamba – Beautiful leg 

Bhajipale – Green leafy vegetables.

Barahathe – Talk about unfairness

Behere – Deaf

Bobade – These unfortunate guys lisp

Brown – brown

Bill – a sword

C

Caporaso – Shaved head

Contestabile – Debatable 

D

Denaro – Money 

Dukare – Pork lovers 

Dhaibhaate – Curd rice 

Dahivade – Edible food

E

Ekbote – Unfortunate and cruel

F

Falaguerra – War

G

Gore  – a triangular piece of land

H

Hattimaare -The Elephant killers 

Hirwe – Eco-friendly

K

Khobar – Coconuts 

Kale – Handsome or lovely

 Kawade – Crow

Khokale  – to braise kale

L

Lokhande – The ones like iron

M

Manjarekar – The cat people 

Makode – The black garden ants

Mungi -The small ants

Malinconico – Melancholy

Mezzasalma – Half-cadaver

N

Naktode – The one who breaks noses

P

Pilawe  – The yellow people

Pitale -The Marathis who are like brass

Peccati – Sins

S

Sone – The ones like gold 

T

Tambe – The ones like copper

Tagliabue – Butcher

W

Wagh -The Tigers

Waghmare – The ones who kill tigers

Arabic Funny Last Names

A

Al Sakran – The drunk

Al Far7an – The happy one

Al Jahshan – The two donkeys

Al Majdoub – The stupid

Al Hachache – The one who smokes hash

Al Baghl – The mule 

B

Boustany – My garden

Baba – Dad 

D

Daif – Weak

H

Hashwe – Filling

Hazimeh – Defeat

K

Khabsa – Mess

Koussa – Zucchini

M

Mazloum – Oppressed

N

Naim – Paradise

Nader – Rare

R

Raaed – Thunder

S

Shmandar – Beetroot

Shamaa – Candle

Z

Zaytoun – Olives