Funny Last Names (2020)

Lots of “old” British surnames have been disappearing in recent years; names which have been used for generations are being lost. We think the reason may be that nowadays, people have become increasingly embarrassed to have “hilarious” and funny Last names that may make other people laugh.

Surnames like Cock, Daft, Death, Smellie, Gotobed, Shufflebottom, Willy, Nutters, Piggs, and Jelly have reduced severely in the last century or so. None of the below people are responsible for their names since the surnames are usually inherited from the father’s line, and the parents pick the first name. We hope that those people have changed their last names to something innocuous.

Which is your most attractive name? Do you know more funny names that exist? Will you change your name if it was unfortunate?

Best Funny Last Names

A

  • Anna Prentice – grace learner of a craft
  • Annasin  – son of Hand

B

  • Bracegirdle – a Breeches girdle
  • Bonefat – good child
  • Bottom – the lowest part of a valley

C

  • Carrie    – free man
  • Cock  – red
  • Clutterbuck – awkward male deer
  • Cornfoot – horn foot of a mountain

D

  • Dawn Hobbs – bright fame of the first appearance of light
  • Doug Hole – valley of the dark river
  • Daisy Picking  – pick the day’s eye
  • Daft   – meek

G

  • Gotobed – the son of Bright god
  • Greedy – voracious
  • Gace – Underwear
  • Guzina – Big butt

H

  • Hardmeat – strong meat
  • Hogwood – The wood frequented by hawks
  • Hiscock – power

J

  • Jelly – restless
  • Justin – Fair, just

N

  • Nutters – beast
  • Norman – northman
  • Night  – dark beauty
  • Noge – Legs 

O

  • Onions – anvil
  • Oakey – oak

P

  • Piggs – pig
  • Pigfat – pig oil
  • Pearl – pearl
  • Penny – Flower
  • Priti – pleasure

R

  • Rattlebag – full of nervous feelings
  • Rick O’Shea  – hard fortunate
  • Ray Gunn  – wise protector battle
  • Rose Bush  – bush which full of roses

S

  • Stanstill – not moving
  • Seymour – marshy land near the sea
  • Simon  – one who harkens
  • Swindells – wild boar valley
  • Smellie  – grin

T

  • Turtle – turtel
  • Theresa – harvester
  • Terry   – power of race
  • Torbica – Little bag
  • Tesla – A tool used for carpentry

V

  • Vjestica – Witch

W

  • Willy – Resolute protector

Funny Marathi surnames

A

  • Accusato – Accused
  • Acquistapace –Peace

B

  • Bonanno – Happy New Year
  • Borriposi – Good rests
  • Bellagamba – Beautiful leg
  • Bhajipale – Green leafy vegetables.
  • Barahathe – Talk about unfairness
  • Behere – Deaf
  • Bobade – These unfortunate guys lisp
  • Brown – brown
  • Bill – a sword

C

  • Caporaso – Shaved head
  • Contestabile – Debatable

D

  • Denaro – Money
  • Dukare – Pork lovers
  • Dhaibhaate – Curd rice
  • Dahivade – Edible food

E

  • Ekbote – Unfortunate and cruel

F

  • Falaguerra – War

G

  • Gore  – a triangular piece of land

H

  • Hattimaare -The Elephant killers
  • Hirwe – Eco-friendly

K

  • Khobar – Coconuts
  • Kale – Handsome or lovely
  •  Kawade – Crow
  • Khokale  – to braise kale

L

  • Lokhande – The ones like iron

M

  • Manjarekar – The cat people
  • Makode – The black garden ants
  • Mungi -The small ants
  • Malinconico – Melancholy
  • Mezzasalma – Half-cadaver

N

  • Naktode – The one who breaks noses

P

  • Pilawe  – The yellow people
  • Pitale -The Marathis who are like brass
  • Peccati – Sins

S

  • Sone – The ones like gold

T

  • Tambe – The ones like copper
  • Tagliabue – Butcher

W

  • Wagh -The Tigers
  • Waghmare – The ones who kill tigers

Arabic Funny Last Names

A

  • Al Sakran – The drunk
  • Al Far7an – The happy one
  • Al Jahshan – The two donkeys
  • Al Majdoub – The stupid
  • Al Hachache – The one who smokes hash
  • Al Baghl – The mule

B

  • Boustany – My garden
  • Baba – Dad

D

  • Daif – Weak

H

  • Hashwe – Filling
  • Hazimeh – Defeat

K

  • Khabsa – Mess
  • Koussa – Zucchini

M

  • Mazloum – Oppressed

N

  • Naim – Paradise
  • Nader – Rare

R

  • Raaed – Thunder

S

  • Shmandar – Beetroot
  • Shamaa – Candle

Z

  • Zaytoun – Olives

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